Friday, April 28, 2006

Oh Fun! A Drinking Game!

I borrowed this from army of mom but I thought it was great. And since I love a good drinking game....let's all play along Saturday during the NFL draft when we really should be doing anything but getting drunk on a Saturday morning! Happy drinking!

This game comes from Stephen Benefield for Birmingham, Alabama: (parenthisis commentary by manic mommie....forgive me, I love football and sometimes I have to add comments). Great game though Stephen!

Your Official 2006 rules:

-if someone says :

"National Football League" instead of NFL: 1 drink
"Upside": 1 drink
"Motor is always running": 1 drink
"Intangible": 1 drink
"work ethic": 1 drink
"good/bad character guy": 1 drink
"war room": 1 drink

-if the following topics are brought up:

the subject of Brett Favre: 2 drinks
Favre loving the game: 5 drinks
if Favre says he loves the game: 10 drinks
How will Parcells and TO (that would be stupid Terrell Owens): 2 drinks
comparisions of Reggie Bush to Gale Sayers: 1 drink
New Orleans disaster references: 1 drink per reference

-ESPNization of the world:

Monday Night Football on ESPN promos or references: 2 drinks
ESPN Mobile: 2 drinks

-Oh those wacky ESPN personalities:

Berman flubs line-2 drinks (and this WILL happen people!)
Irvin says something that no one in our group can understand: 2 drinks
Kiper has in-depth analysis of some Division 1-AA level player or lower: 3 drinks
Salisbury & Clayton staged argument: 5 drinks
Tom Jackson & Michael Irvin both wear conservative suits-head to liguor store, everyone must drink a 5th of vodka (make mine an absolut!)

-Wild Card

Cutler went to Vandy, so he's smart: 1 drink
Draft pick gives intervies: 1 drink for every grammatical error (better make another liquor store run)
Draft pick far too underdressed: 2 drinks (and another trip to the liquor store)
Camera shot of last undrafted, languishing pick: 3 drinks
a happy posse celebrating: 5 drinks (did I mention another trip to the liquor store?)
Vikings miss alloted time to make pick: 10 drinks
If Cutler is 1st or 2nd QB taken: drown it (drink the whole damned drink you just mixed)
Brodie Croyle taken in the 1st!!!!!: drown it (and say Roll Tide and then sing Sweet Home Alabama)
Marcus Vick does something illegal on draft day: drown it (and run to the liquor store, as this may happen)

Here you go....I'm not a draft follower, but hey, who can resist a good drinking game!

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