Maintain Your Insanity....

Because I left my camera at home today, I can't post any pics of my weekend trip to the lake. I will say that the weather was hot and beautiful and the trip itself was a much needed break. We had a wonderful time, and I think I am still wringing my child out from the massive amount of time she spent in the water of the weekend! She is such a water baby! Anyway, I hope each of you had a wonderful and safe Holiday weekend, that you all said a little "thank you" to everyone that has fought for our freedom and that you all got to spend your Holiday time doing what you wanted. I'll recap more tomorrow and post pics.

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Now, here's something for each of you to maintain your level of insanity every day:

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It"In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy "

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Repost This To Make Your Friends Smile. It's called therapy